Tag Archives: kid sayings
Oh, Soren.
“When you’re thirty-three hundred years old you’ll be taller than this house!”
Random
One of Jireh’s friends gave her some little spritzers of lotion for her birthday. They have been in high demand around here and Jireh was kind enough to let Christina and Agnes adopt one. They must have been running low … Continue reading →
Homemade
So, with their mom making a lot of things from scratch, my kids have gotten the idea that homemade is better, and are quite interested in the processes of milling flour, baking bread, making tortillas; culturing yogurt, kombucha and other … Continue reading →
A self centered explanation for the seasons
Miriam: “So, winter days are really cold, and they’re shorter. But God knew kids would like to play outside in the summer so that is why He made the days longer in the summer!”
Non Sequiturs R Us
Jireh: Cleaning for you is the best thing I’ve ever done! Walking around is what I do best, that’s why I’m a good helper! ********************** Me [after noticing strange marks in a tomato]: Was someone trying to bite this tomato?Soren: … Continue reading →
Calendar Confusion
Miriam and Jireh were sitting on the couch quizzing each other on various things. I heard the following: Miriam: “…September, October, November, December, January…”Jireh: “Miriam! Wait. You forgot. November, December, then STICKERS!”
Word problems
Last night after a quick stop at the store, Jireh was asking me if the cashier gave me money for buying the items. I tried to unconfuse her about the concept of paying for goods, and receiving change. So started … Continue reading →
