We’re reviewing for her first confession and I’ve been laughing quite a bit at Agnes’ responses to my pop quizzes. Here are a few.
First: If someone worshiped… a door. And got down like this (knelt on the floor and bowed down).
Fourth: My parents told me to clean my room but I went to go… color.
Fifth: If I hated someone, because I *really* didn’t like their face. Their face was ugly to me. And their hair was too fluffy.
Eighth: Sorry God for breaking the commandment. I did something that was a commandment. What is the eighth commandment, again?
Tenth: If I went to [names kids across the street]’s house and I said, “I wanted this stuff” so I put it in my pocket. (Why their house, specifically?) Because they’re my neighbors.