Estella: “Waahh!”
Me: “What happened?”
Soren: “She started crying, without [my] even punching her in the nose or hitting her!”
—
Me: “Guess what I found under the twin bed?”
Jireh [while maintaining she had nothing to do with it]: “Clean laundry.”
Maybe I read too much Perry Mason growing up but these just seem like incriminating responses to me.
