A new twist on “fun with phonics.”
Jireh: Sometimes P is silent.
Miriam (knowingly): Yeah.
Jireh: P makes it say its name.
Miriam: Yup.
Jireh: Like Pop.
Miriam: No, it doesn’t say anything. The p is silent.
edit: more phonics humor.
Jireh: “A for Fapron!”
Miriam: “Ha ha. C for Fouch!”
(raucous laughter ensues)