Miriam, eyeing my ostrich feather duster, announced that “the walls stink” and she needed to clean them.
Earlier today she saw the opportunity, when Dave bent over, to jump up on his back and then instructed him to “stand up like a normal man.”
(Dave there was something else from this morning… what am I forgetting?)
Socks on the Line 
Funny!
I laughed out loud reading this.
My walls stink too and she is welcome to come make them fragrant again. Very funny.
The wife *and* I laughed out loud reading this.
There is more to the post. I was uploading pics. The list is STILL here!
HAHAAHAHAH “stand up like a normal man” LOL