Master of the Obvious

Miriam sees me lugging my huge 1975 Electrolux upright up the stairs.
“Mommy are you going to clean up?”
“Yes.”
“Is it a mess?”
“Yes.”
pause
“Mommy are you cleaning up?”
“Yes.”
“Mommy are you gonna clean up a mess?”
“Miriam. Did you ask me that question already?”
“Yeah.”
“Did I already answer you?”
“Yeah.”
“What did I say?”
“Yes.”
“Right. The answer is yes. Please don’t ask me again.”
“OK.”
pause
“Mommy did you say yes? Mommy did you say yes?”

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